We were watching television.

And I, the queen of France.

And I have jewelry available for cut-rate prices.

And I have bridges for sale.

And hell has just frozen over.

And this is a magic apple.

You cannot become pregnant from kissing, nor can you contract sexually transmitted diseases from doorknobs, but avoid the seats of commodes because they can be infectious.

Roswell is simply a state of mind.

No aliens have landed.

Area-51 is an accounting error.

The Russians are not coming.

I wonder what was on that television show.